Girls in Corsets, Guys in Gas Masks

Written by Herra Honkonen on Friday, June 12th, 2009

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So, here are finally some photos from our gig in Kuudes Linja. Thanks for everybody who came to see us, the beautiful girls of Burlesque Polaire, and of course to the friendly staff of the club!

We just got a word that the material for the vinyl split we are doing for Skithund Records is on it’s way to be mastered for the vinyl and then off to the press. Things are happening!

In any case, here are some photos. First of all, our practice session (the full photoset in Flickr)

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…and here is the gig evening (the full photoset in Flickr). Unfortunately we don’t have the permission to publish the Burlesque Polaire photos just yet.

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Hitler orders a DMCA takedown in YouTube

Written by Herra Honkonen on Saturday, May 30th, 2009

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Everybody who’s in a habit of clicking viral video links has probably seen one version or other of a clip of the movie Downfall (Der Untergang), where Hitler raves at his inner circle in the bunker. The idea of the clips is to alter the subtitles so that instead of his army getting their asses kicked Hitler raves about getting banned from Xbox Live or Frostbite metal festival, or whatever. Although in my opinion these videos are a terrible, terrible disservice to everybody who still hasn’t seen the movie, because they spoil the mood of the scene very efficiently, they are pretty hilarious at times.

The Constantin Film Produktion studio apparently doesn’t think so, since one by one these videos have started to disappear, apparently as a result of a DMCA takedown. So, what does a net user concerned with fair use guidelines do? A parody with Hitler ranting about copyright infringements, with YouTube getting a couple of knocks too. Enjoy.

Also, if you still haven’t seen Downfall, do it now.

Älymystö & Burlesque Polaire @ Kuudes Linja TOMORROW

Written by Herra Paalanen on Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

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So, tomorrow (that’s Thursday the 28th of May) we’ll finally be hitting the stage at Kuudes Linja and we’re happy to tell you the other performers of the evening will be the lovely Burlesque Polaire.

Guys in gasmasks and girls in corsets sounds very appropriate to me. Hope to see you there!

Älymystö Live @ Kuudes Linja, 28.5.2009

Written by Herra Paalanen on Friday, May 15th, 2009

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In case you’ve been missing seeing us play live lately, you’re in luck: we’ll be playing at Torture Torstai on 28th of May at Kuudes Linja. We’ll be playing a lot of material from the upcoming vinyl, and we’ll have an expanded lineup with Lin on cello.

The resident DJ’s are Proteus, aQi and ErilaZ, and there might be other fun stuff going on as well, but more on that as things develop.

Tickets are 8 euros. Bring friends. We like friends.

First four Revitty Remixes

Written by Herra Paalanen on Sunday, May 10th, 2009

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Time for a quick update and showcase of the remixes in thus far!

We’ve received four mixes so far, and it’s been nice to see the song go into so many decidedly different directions. Here we go.

The first remix (download) came to us from Lacuna Origin, and boy, it’s a slow and heavy one. The melancholy twang of the original takes wonderful a pummeling from the rhythm section.

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Number two (download) was quite the departure from the first one. The huge jump from Sweden to Australia seems pretty appropriate, as Very Sharp Knives came to us with a very abstract and glitchy reworking. The guitar is drenched in delays and reverbs, and as for the vocals:

The vocals are still there, and I think they’re audible at high volume, but they have a denoiser set to remove the entire voice part, leaving the weird random beep artifacts, and only mixed in for the choruses.

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The third remix (download) was done by Invisible Waves, who make the whole affair sound like your neighbours are really up to no good. Nice ambience from the reversed samples here, and a surprisingly eastern shift in the tonality there, too. I picked up a bit of CMI vibe as well, although I’ve no idea if that’s just me.

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The last one so far download) comes from Zha and I guess it was about time we got our dubstep on. I’ve personally been on a huge dubstep kick lately, so this one put a big old smile on my face and a nod in my neck.

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Lovely work, you guys. Keep them coming!

Oh, and happy mother’s day, people! We luvs the mums.

Remix us?

Written by Älymystö on Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

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Right, we mentioned this on the Band Camp report, but now we can actually go ahead with this. We’re putting the unmixed tracks for an upcoming tune called Revitty online for remixing.

We hesitate to call this a competition, since music is never one, but we’d love to send some swag to the remixes we dig the most. Say, a copy of Atomgrad and a lovely Älymystö t-shirt? Unfortunately we only have XL sizes left, but they make a lovely tent or a stylish nightie! If you’re located in Finland, we’ll throw in a free pass to a gig and will even buy you a beer! We’ll keep this deal open until the end of May.

All this is now within reach!

Click here for the tracks in WAV format (240.6 MB).

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Click here for the tracks in 200 kbps VBR MP3 format (50.3 MB).

These are available under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license, which means you can freely distribute these files and remix them, as long as you attribute the original material to us, aren’t making any money off them, and share the remix under these same conditions.

Drop us a note in the comments, we’d be happy to host your remixes here as well. (With the proper attributions and links of course.)

EDIT: The tempo of the original is 94 BPM.

Älymystö as movie music

Written by Herra Paalanen on Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

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The Finnish writer, RPG designer, poet, screenwriter, spy and renowned adventurer Mike Pohjola made a short film last summer and used our music as a soundtrack. The film is a post-apocalyptic story called Taivas ja Helsinki 2018 (Heaven and Helsinki 2018) and it’s now on YouTube in all its 7 minute glory.

The songs used here are Antithesis and Lodges; a couple of the new ones, in their earlier incarnations. Oh, and that’s me gunning down a graffiti artist in cold blood.

The film is in Finnish, but I think the gist should come across pretty well.

Shout Out to Nice Customer Service

Written by Herra Honkonen on Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

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People usually blog about restaurants and bars only when they get crap service, some exceptions aside. I thought I’d write a bit about nice customer service I, or we, got in Helsinki’s Schönes Freulein restaurant.

In the last Band Camp I realised that my second theremin (aka sparemin) was missing from my instrument bag. The last time I remembered seeing it was last October, when we were playing in City newspaper’s Best in Helsinki gala, where we were nominated as the best noise in Helsinki. We had to do a quick exit from the stage and it was possible the theremin had fallen out of my bag then.

The evening had been fun, not the least because of the nice service we got. We as a bunch didn’t feel that much at home amongst the celebrity party scene, so after our short gig we asked a waiter if there was some peaceful nook in the restaurant. He let us in to an another floor, which was actually closed for the customers in general. The guy kept checking on us and refilling our beers - we had a fun evening, with what felt like a private floor of the bar. I actually meant to send positive feedback about it, but of course I forgot.

The gala was a half a year ago and the place is quite busy, so I didn’t except a whole lot when I mailed the restaurant and asked if they had found this small black box with an antenna jutting out of it. The theremin isn’t that expensive in the end, but replacing it would have been a bitch. The ones I use are hand made by this guy in the States and I’m not sure if he’s still in business. And yeah, even the modest expense would have made an uncomfortable dent in my finances right now.

Surprise surprise, the manager mailed me back a couple of days later with the news that the theremin had been found by the technics guy, who had saved it, and it was waiting for me in the checkstand of the place. So I just got home, with the sparemin intact apart from a couple of new beer splashes.

So, thanks to the staff for a nice customer service both in the gala evening and in taking care of the instruments of drunken noise musicians for half a year.

Band Camp report, March 2009

Written by Herra Paalanen on Sunday, March 15th, 2009

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Right, that’s another Band Camp done. Tired reporting follows.

First order of business: The master for the split vinyl has now — finally — been handed off to the boys at Skithund Records, and hence we once again broke out the bubbly.

Cheers.

Cheers.

We’ll keep you posted on possible release dates and what have you.

More on this front: We’ll put the raw tracks for a couple of the new songs online sometime next week, so if you feel like cooking up a remix, feel free! We’d seriously love to hear what you come up with, and we’ll be giving out some free swag for the ones that really strike our fancy. More on this as the tracks go live, but heads up!

Second order of business: New material! This was a surprisingly productive session and we were able to get a cover song into shape in pretty much the first sitting, and it should be a blast at shows in the future.

We also sunk our teeth into an entirely new Älymystö tune. Herra Haapanen presented us with some new (or is the word “fresh”?) beats, 30 minutes later we’d written and cut the first tracks on bass and guitar, another 10 minutes later Herra Honkonen was done with the lyrics, another hour and we had the chorus written and arranged, and at the end of the evening, the vocals were laid down. This may not sound exceptional, but rest assured, this is not how we usually do this stuff.

Not only that, but the song is really nice FUCKING AWESOME. I know having an attack of fanboyitis on your own material is sort of incestuous, but HOLY HELL YOU GUYS.

That’s it from us for tonight. This shit is hard work, and so I’ll be following the example of Herra Eskola. See you all next week with the new developments!

SLEEP. IS. WRONG.

SLEEP. IS. WRONG.

Quotes on piracy

Written by Herra Vuorensola on Saturday, February 14th, 2009

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Almost every day we can read or hear some of the old-guard media assholes slowly turning their heads and understanding that piracy in it’s current, most common form - the digital download - is not a crime. But there’s still a long road to travel. Luckily, there are people in the influential positions not scared shitless to say how they really think things are.

Just few weeks ago Jason Holtman from Valve, one of the biggest game production companies in the world, was talking at Game Business Law Summit, explaining the ways to really solve one of the huge reasons why people do digital downloads instead of paying for the stuff. Now this is games, but the same thing goes with film.

“We take all of our games day-and-date to Russia,” Holtman says of Valve. “The reason people pirated things in Russia,” he explains, “is because Russians are reading magazines and watching television — they say ‘Man, I want to play that game so bad,’ but the publishers respond ‘you can play that game in six months…maybe.’ ”

“We found that our piracy rates dropped off significantly,” Holtman says, explaining that Valve makes sure their games are on the shelves in Moscow and St. Petersberg, in Russian, when they release it to North America and Western Europe.

The final sacred cow that Holtman took a stab at was the issue of piracy. “There’s a big business feeling that there’s piracy,” he says. But the truth is: “Pirates are underserved customers.”

I think the last line is really one of the best ways to put the problem, and the companies - in game, film and music - who understand this will evolve their products and distribution to meet the needs of the people out there and will survive the next 5-10 years.

A British distribution company Revolver tried this also few months ago, and released their horror film Mum & Dad simultaneously in cinemas, on DVD, as a download, and as VOD. One would think that since this has never been done before that the industry would be following with a great interest on how the new radical approach - which really tries to deliver a film day-and-date to all media distribution platforms - would work. But instead, the cinema association wrote an open letter and asked the cinemas across UK to boycott the film, since it’s taking them out of business.

So yes, there’s still a long road ahead, a lot of concrete-headed wankers scared as hell and ready to put their full arsenal and throw it against the new technology.

But the ex-boss of EMI Norway, Per Eirik Johansen, puts it very clearly:

“No one has ever won a battle when fighting against new technology,”

Mr. Johansen used to be a valiant fighter against pirates while still working on EMI, but now that he’s working on his own label, he has come out of the closet and is talking his mind freely.

He now believes the music industry’s fight against piracy has been useless and says he disagrees with the assertion that illicit file-sharing is the same as theft. Referring to an earlier EMI anti-piracy initiative, Johansen noted, “The message of that campaign is that there is a reason why we have copyright, and I agree.”

“But the main thing is that a whole generation already violates copyright, and the only thing we can do now is find better solutions,” he says pragmatically.

Quotes from GameDaily’s article and TorrentFreak’s article.